{"title":"Poured Personality","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the collection where wine, whiskey, and personality collide 🥃🍷✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur engraved stemless wine glasses and whiskey glasses are made for the sarcastic, chaotic, overworked crowd who cope with caffeine, cocktails, and questionable decision-making. Whether you’re pouring bourbon after a long day, sipping wine with friends, or buying gifts that actually make people laugh, these glasses bring the perfect mix of classy and unhinged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach glass features a permanently engraved design that won’t peel or fade, is dishwasher safe, and is crafted from durable, high-quality glassware made for everyday use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Wine nights\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bourbon lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Housewarming gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Birthdays\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Girls’ trips\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bar carts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Coworker gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Surviving adulthood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes therapy is expensive… but a funny glass and your favorite drink? 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Featuring permanently engraved funny sayings, these glasses bring the perfect mix of classy barware and chaotic energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for whiskey, bourbon, old fashions, cocktails, or whatever helps you tolerate group chats and Monday mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Details:\u003cbr\u003e• 10oz whiskey glass\u003cbr\u003e• Permanent engraved design\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e• Durable, heavy-bottom glass\u003cbr\u003e• Great for bourbon, whiskey, cocktails \u0026amp; gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Bourbon lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Father’s Day gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Groomsmen gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Housewarming gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Home bars \u0026amp; bar carts\u003cbr\u003e• Coworkers with “personality”\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone held together by caffeine and sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable sayings include:\u003cbr\u003e• Save Water, Drink Bourbon\u003cbr\u003e• This Is My Emotional Support Bourbon\u003cbr\u003e• I May Not Be Everyone’s Cup of Tea But I Am Somebody’s Shot of Whiskey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause regular glasses don’t match your level of emotional damage.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Carson's 3D Creations","offers":[{"title":"Cup of tea","offer_id":43787027775566,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Emotional Support","offer_id":43787027808334,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Save Water","offer_id":43787027841102,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0682\/1933\/8830\/files\/ChatGPTImageMay25_2026_09_31_51AM.png?v=1779720829"},{"product_id":"bottle-openers","title":"Bottle Openers","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"38\" data-end=\"471\"\u003eCrack open a cold one and a personality trait at the same time. 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